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LDead Alive (Braindead)ÿ
LNow What?ÿ
L2Written by Trauma/Cadaverÿ
Firstðitðwasð'BadðTaste',ðthenð'Meet
TheðFeebles'ðandðnowðtheðultimate
extremeð'DeadðAliveð(orð'Braindead'ð
as
manyðpreferðtoðcallðit...).ðPeter
Jacksonðshockedðandðmadeðpeopleðfall
offðtheirðchairsðdyingðwithð'Bad
Taste'.ðThisðwasðtheðworst,ðyet
funniestðandðbestð
Splatter-movieð
anyone
hadðseenðbefore!ðItðwasðsoðextreme,
thatðnotðevenðtheðEnglishðcensors
botheredðtoðcutðtheðmovieðmoreðthanða
coupleðofðminutesð(Iðsureðwouldðlikeð
to
seeðthoseðtwoðminutes!!ð-ed)!!ðBlood,
goreð andð crazyð sadisticð humourð wasð the
mainð3ingrediencesð3inð2this
Splatter-flick!
'Meetð
Theð
Feebles'ð
cameð secound,ð but
thisðwasn'tðatðallðinðtheðsameðveinðas
'BadðTaste'!ðSure,ðtheðsameðsadistic
andðcrazyðhumourðwasðstillðthere,ðbut
notðasðmuchðbloodðandðgore.ðBesides,
thisð+timeð+thereð+wereð*no
'Low-Life-Lamers'ðGinðFthe
character-list!ðThisðtimeðaðbunchðof
dollsð(theyðwereðsupposeðtoðbe
human-actingðanimalsðofðcourse..ð-ed)
runningðaroundðinðaðtheatre!ðIt'sðmore
orðlessðtheðsameðshitðasð'Muppetshow'
(remeberðthat?),ðbutðthisðflickð
isð
more
likeðanðsoap-opera!ðHereðweðare
followingðtheðdolls'ðpersonalðlifeðand
lifeðbehindðtheðscenes!ðThereðisða
littleðGOREFESTðatðtheðend,ðandðthe
effectsðareðstunning,ðbutðit'sðnotðthe
sameðasðwithðhumans/zombies/aliens!!
Allðright!
Then,ðtheðultimateðofðtheðultimate
wasðready!ðTheðgoriest,ðfunniest,
bloodiest,ðmostðspectacular.....ðand
mostðromanticðSplatter-movie!ðPeter
Jacksonðtookðusðtoðtheðtop!ðNever
beforeðhadðanyoneðmadeðaðmovieðusing
3000ðlitersðofðblood!ðIncredible!
Eighterðyouð
endedð
upð
pukingð
(areð
there
reallyðanyoneðofðthose?ðWhatðareðthis
worldðgoingðto??ð-ed)ðorðyouðlaughed
toðdeathðafterðseingðthisðmovie!
Ok,ðnowðIðthinkðI'llðgetðbackðtoðthe
main-pointðhere!ðTheðintroductionðtext
gotðaðbitðlong.....ðeh....ðwho
fuckingðcares?!?!?!
Well,ðthereðhasðneverðbeenðmadeðany
movieðlikeð'DeadðAlive'!ðIt'sðtheðmost
extremeðSplatter-filmðeverðinðhistory!
Now,ð(theð(questionð(is:ð'Will
Splatter-flicksðEVERðagainðbeðtheðsame
funðandðamusementðasð
before?ð
Itð
can't
beðanyðworse/betterðthanð'Dead
Alive'!!!ðThatðisðnotðpossibleðisðit?
Orðisðit?ðWell,ðmaybeðitðis,ðbutðthere
aren'tðmanyðwhoðcanðdoðit!!!ðIðcan
thinkðofðonlyðone!ðGuessðwhoðitðis!!
No,ðnotðLucioðFulci!ðNOðWAY!
DefenitlyðnotðDarioðArgentoð(heðdoesn't
makeðSplatter-movies!)!ðYouðcan't
guessðitðcanðyou??ðWell,ðIðcanðtell
youðrightðnow:
PðEðTðEðRðJðAðCðKðSðOð
Nð
Yes,ðheðisðtheðoneðwhoðmadeð'Dead
Alive'ðtoo!!ðHeðisðtheðMasterðandðhe
isð
toð
onlyð
oneð
whoð
isð
ableð
toð
makeð
this
kindðofðmovie!!!ðItðhe'llðdoðitðisðyet
toðsee!ðLetðusðjustðallðfuckingðhope
so!!!
Bye!ð(becauseðofðpower-breakdownðin
Trauma'sðhead,ðheðhadðtoðstopðwriting
here!ðSorryðaboutðthis.ð-TheðPower
Company.ð*:)-